Seemed appropriate.

[smokingtomb]

The Show Must Go On.

Comments

[onthe_threshold]

A liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittllllllllllllllllle.

[smokingtomb]

What offfffffff?

[onthe_threshold]

Your bisexuality.

[smokingtomb]

Not something I thought I'd hear from you. Why?

[onthe_threshold]

Why not?

It seems very pleasing.

[smokingtomb]

It is what it is. You get your own brand of shit for it sometimes.

Why? Found some dude turns your head?

[onthe_threshold]

I do?

If I said yes, would you get on my ass about it?

[smokingtomb]

I do.

Nah, but I'd wanna know the lucky guy.

[onthe_threshold]

Ohh.

Poor guy, you mean.

[smokingtomb]

You treat your girls like gold, an' you're saying poor guy. So, he actually exist or you fucking with my mind?

[onthe_threshold]

Never you mind.

[smokingtomb]

Is it Smith?

[onthe_threshold]

[Matthew stares and then starts laughing so hard he has to sit down.]

Oh, oh, god, owwww. You're funny.

[smokingtomb]

[Richard grins ear to ear.] An' they tell me I don't got a career.

Alright, Smith was a long shot. You got designs on my boyfriend, Callahan?

[onthe_threshold]

I think you're good, anyway.

No! Jeez. I don't have designs on anybody, honest. Just sometimes you meet people and you're like... "IF I swung that way I could see myself tapping that." That's all. I'm still too straight, man.

[smokingtomb]

Maybe I got a job in it after all.

I'm just fuckin' with you. You gotta be straight as hell not to want 'Mede's ass a little.

[onthe_threshold]

Maybe.

He's is very pretty. IF I was gay he'd be my second choice.

[smokingtomb]

Should see him in drag. So who'd be your first? Inquirin' minds.

[onthe_threshold]

I'd probably be confused if I did.

If you can't guess, I am not gonna tell you.

[smokingtomb]

More than you know.

Fucking hell man, I don't know every guy you know!

[onthe_threshold]

I can guess.

[He just shakes his head.]

[smokingtomb]

No man, you really can't.

..You motherfucker. That is one threesome ain't ever happening outside your dreams!

[onthe_threshold]

I have an active imagination.

I have admitted nothing.

[smokingtomb]

[He grumbles, looking away and trying to ignore the slightly blush that's appearing on his cheeks.]

Well, if it ain't Smith and it ain't 'Mede, the only other guys we both know are me and Aeron's version'a my dad. Pretty sure you ain't into senior citizens, and for the love of fuck don't tell me if it's my dad. Her dad. The fuck ever.

[onthe_threshold]

You look nice in pink.

Smith is so far from anything I'd ever have sex with that it's almost insane. And anyway, I told you, it's like... not a big deal or whatever.