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You could not be any gayer if you tried.

Like Mr. Mercury, I am a filthy fence humper thank you very much.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Jealoussssssssssss.

A liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittllllllllllllllllle.

What offfffffff?

Your bisexuality.

Not something I thought I'd hear from you. Why?

Why not?

It seems very pleasing.

It is what it is. You get your own brand of shit for it sometimes.

Why? Found some dude turns your head?

I do?

If I said yes, would you get on my ass about it?

I do.

Nah, but I'd wanna know the lucky guy.

Ohh.

Poor guy, you mean.

You treat your girls like gold, an' you're saying poor guy. So, he actually exist or you fucking with my mind?

Never you mind.

Is it Smith?

[Matthew stares and then starts laughing so hard he has to sit down.]

Oh, oh, god, owwww. You're funny.

[Richard grins ear to ear.] An' they tell me I don't got a career.

Alright, Smith was a long shot. You got designs on my boyfriend, Callahan?

I think you're good, anyway.

No! Jeez. I don't have designs on anybody, honest. Just sometimes you meet people and you're like... "IF I swung that way I could see myself tapping that." That's all. I'm still too straight, man.

Maybe I got a job in it after all.

I'm just fuckin' with you. You gotta be straight as hell not to want 'Mede's ass a little.

Maybe.

He's is very pretty. IF I was gay he'd be my second choice.

Should see him in drag. So who'd be your first? Inquirin' minds.

I'd probably be confused if I did.

If you can't guess, I am not gonna tell you.

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