Seemed appropriate.

[smokingtomb]

The Show Must Go On.

Comments

[smokingtomb]

Figured you more for a breast man, Mattie.

[onthe_threshold]

I am, actually.

[smokingtomb]

Can't blame you, man. I ain't, but can't fucking blame you a damn bit.

[onthe_threshold]

They're the best.

[smokingtomb]

Frustrating as hell to fake in drag.

[onthe_threshold]

You make a very pretty lady.

[smokingtomb]

You ain't seen me as a lady.

[onthe_threshold]

I have an active imagination.

[smokingtomb]

And what exactly you picturing, man?

[onthe_threshold]

Never you mind.

[smokingtomb]

Its about me, you better share!

[onthe_threshold]

Nope.

[smokingtomb]

Fine. Don't forget my tattoos when you're jerkin' it later.

[onthe_threshold]

Whatever, wouldn't work.

[smokingtomb]

Alright, now I really wanna know.

[onthe_threshold]

No you don't.

[smokingtomb]

Dude, I've had lengthy conversations with friends about how we'd fuck like rabbits if we'd met at a different time. Think I can handle this.

[onthe_threshold]

There's nothing to tell.

[smokingtomb]

[So he elbows him in the side. Much mature.]

[onthe_threshold]

[Noogies!]

[smokingtomb]

[All the flailing!] Bastard! Lemme go!