Richard Howell (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
smokingtomb) wrote2014-02-17 07:43 am
smokingtomb) wrote2014-02-17 07:43 am
[IC; Meme]
What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Rainbow and blonde. Naturally, boring-ass dark brown. None of you fuckers will ever see it.
Do you tan easily?
I turn a few shades darker before I burn.
What is your favorite show to watch?
X-Files, which I ain't getting to watch because someone unblocked Dr. Phil and now Beth's goin' on about wanting a sister again. Ganymede.
What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Always liked china aster and honeysuckle.
Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
I might want to.
What was in your last meal?
Uh. Last thing I remember eating are those s'mores Smith made. Guess I should do something about that.
Do you sing?
Very goddamn well!
Do you wear necklaces?
Take it by spells. I've been in an 'off' phase since Beth was born.
How many piercings or tattoos do you have (if any)?
We're gonna be here all fucking day I start listing tats. Got six piercings, all on the face.
Do you blush easily?
Never in my life.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Who ain't?
Are you an artist/writer?
Fuck no! My contribution to the arts is lookin' pretty.
Do you play an instrument?
Piano.
Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Head over motherfucking heels, and I hope he does.
Do you smoke cigarettes?
The tiny demon with my face makes keeping up that habit damn difficult. Little brat.
Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
If I was a chick, I'd be one of those crazy bitches who has about twelve kids. What's that tell you?
Do you feel confident in your body image?
Fuck yes. I am goddamn gorgeous and it runs in the family.
How are you feeling?
To be completely honest, my ass is tired, frustrated, and I've got a migraine coming on.
Do you like to dance?
Love to. 'Mede can testify that I do as much dancing as cleaning when I'm doing chores. Assuming my music didn't run him out before I start with the shimmy.
Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Haven't had enough extra weight to be fat since I was Beth's age, but I've gotten ugly.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Kinda? I thought we'd broken off and apparently that isn't what she meant? I dunno, it was stupid high school shit.
Have you ever been arrested?
About once every two weeks when I was in high school.
Favorite pair of shoes?
Got a pair of work boots that's never let me down.
Wild card! Let people ask you anything they want! Yes or no?
Sure, go nuts.
Rainbow and blonde. Naturally, boring-ass dark brown. None of you fuckers will ever see it.
Do you tan easily?
I turn a few shades darker before I burn.
What is your favorite show to watch?
X-Files, which I ain't getting to watch because someone unblocked Dr. Phil and now Beth's goin' on about wanting a sister again. Ganymede.
What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Always liked china aster and honeysuckle.
Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
I might want to.
What was in your last meal?
Uh. Last thing I remember eating are those s'mores Smith made. Guess I should do something about that.
Do you sing?
Very goddamn well!
Do you wear necklaces?
Take it by spells. I've been in an 'off' phase since Beth was born.
How many piercings or tattoos do you have (if any)?
We're gonna be here all fucking day I start listing tats. Got six piercings, all on the face.
Do you blush easily?
Never in my life.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Who ain't?
Are you an artist/writer?
Fuck no! My contribution to the arts is lookin' pretty.
Do you play an instrument?
Piano.
Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Head over motherfucking heels, and I hope he does.
Do you smoke cigarettes?
The tiny demon with my face makes keeping up that habit damn difficult. Little brat.
Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
If I was a chick, I'd be one of those crazy bitches who has about twelve kids. What's that tell you?
Do you feel confident in your body image?
Fuck yes. I am goddamn gorgeous and it runs in the family.
How are you feeling?
To be completely honest, my ass is tired, frustrated, and I've got a migraine coming on.
Do you like to dance?
Love to. 'Mede can testify that I do as much dancing as cleaning when I'm doing chores. Assuming my music didn't run him out before I start with the shimmy.
Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Haven't had enough extra weight to be fat since I was Beth's age, but I've gotten ugly.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Kinda? I thought we'd broken off and apparently that isn't what she meant? I dunno, it was stupid high school shit.
Have you ever been arrested?
About once every two weeks when I was in high school.
Favorite pair of shoes?
Got a pair of work boots that's never let me down.
Wild card! Let people ask you anything they want! Yes or no?
Sure, go nuts.